TO-DO:
- Insert a table of contents
- Add pictures (a chronology?)
- Make some of the "about" like a business card

About Ronson

• Full name: Ronald "Ronson" Swanson Lastname
• Other names: Wonton, Big Boy, Basketball
• Species: Cat
• Birthday: 29th of March (Aries) 2017
• Attributes: Beefy ("so fucking ripped and shredded"; 19lbs), Baby, Beloved, Haunted by a Victorian orphan, Dislikes clutter
• Provenance: A long line of lighter magnates (mother: Ash)
• Jobs: Tax accountant, baker's assistant, alarm clock, shower buddy

Ronson Gallery

Ronson power stance in shoes	Soggy Webkinz-like Ronson

The Ronson Bible: Main tenets of Ronson theology

The Holy Trinity: the Father, the (Ron)Son, and the Holy Food

Ronson is a cross-pantheon mythological being (with ties to Christianity, Greek mythology, ?)